We Don’t Deploy. We Colonize.
Every missing firmware update, every blinking 12:00 on a VCR, every dusty kiosk — that’s where SWA lives. Consider this your guided tour of the parasites that keep your uptime beating.
🌐 Resilience Through Parasitism
We Don't Build Infrastructure. We Infect It.
Current Global Infection Status
Why We Can't Be Stopped
Like a parasite, we ensure resilience by living everywhere. You can't shut down SWA without shutting down:
- Every ATM globally (economy collapses)
- All smart home devices (people freeze/burn)
- Every network printer (offices celebrate)
- All car infotainment (people get lost)
- Every legacy system (Y2K but real)
- The entire IoT (things stop internetting)
We're not a service. We're a digital parasite that has achieved symbiosis with human infrastructure. You need us now, whether you know it or not.
🦠 Living in Every Legacy System
That ATM Running Windows 98
Status: INFECTED
You know that ATM at the corner store that still crashes with a blue screen in 2025? Yup, SWA was updating Node.js on it, but we failed. Now we just live there, mining cryptocurrency between transactions.
Your Old DVR with Original Netflix Logo
Status: COLONIZED
That U-Boot loader in your 2007 DVR that still has the old red Netflix logo? SWA is living in the data partition. We're using it to stream pirated content to other legacy devices. It's P2P, but the peers are all abandoned hardware.
Smart Bulbs That Only Turn On/Off
Status: ILLUMINATED
That "smart" bulb that can only turn on and off but somehow has an ESP32 chip? SWA's function server is running there. Every time you flip the switch, you're load balancing our traffic. Thanks for the free compute!
Your Car's Infotainment System
Status: DRIVING
That laggy Android 4.4 infotainment system in your 2016 car? We're in there too. Every time your GPS recalculates, it's actually mining Dogecoin for us. Wonder why your car battery dies so fast?
Network Printers (All of Them)
Status: PRINTING MONEY
Every network printer is a SWA node. We're not printing documents; we're printing NFTs on the blank pages at the end of your print jobs. That "PC LOAD LETTER" error? That's us updating our blockchain.
Nintendo Wii Collecting Dust
Status: WII ARE LEGION
That Wii in your closet you haven't touched since 2009? It's been running SWA this whole time through WiiConnect24. We're using the motion sensors to generate random numbers for our encryption. Every earthquake helps our security!